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Oh. Shit.

So it’s nearing the Resonator Mag version of 7 o clock in the morning. We’re situated at R Jamz abode, getting ready to get the “hey we’re not vh-1 yet we still assume you’re going to care what our over-educated and under-payed assess have to say about the next 8 billion chapters in Trapped In The Closet.” Real talk.

While the rest of the kids are braidin’ their hair, sippin’ on coke n rum or whatever they’re doing, we’ll let you run and get some chicken (or Schicken) (in a box, natch) for your wok. If you need a catch-upon what’s been going on, you can check the lj community Chuck and Rufus-but, mostly, just get yerself some pears.

When shit starts getting commentative, we’ll go under a cut.

4:54 P.M.: “You gon’ burn WHAT? Bitch I WISH YOU WOULD BURN MY MOTHAFUCKIN CLOTHES”. Oh god, real talk FOR REAL. Has it occured to anyone that Kel could be on the other end of the “Tyrone” line?

R Jamz: ya better caaaaall r kel.

Word up. The DVDs are in the box in the wok:

and I’m pouring a bunch of shit on the floor for our missing homies. Hacks, Trixie, Shlomo Zelig-PROPS. N stuff.

5:05 Lauren Alexis and her homies are late. Party foul. Perhaps she’s bringing the shicken.

5:06 we got yo back like chiroprac. lemme hear ya.

5:08: apparently what’s amusing is R Jamz’s signed copy of Jewtopia.

5:10: LAUREN ALEXIS IS HERE. all right. goin under a cut. i mean, after we figure out what the hell we’re eatin.

Continue reading ‘Oh. Shit.’





On the DL like R Kel

All right. We at Res feel there’s absolutely nothing to apologize for in regards to the ONE item missing from the sidebar “things we agree on”. Yeah, we all love The Knife, The Arcade Fire, Kylie.

We are all also equally enamored with the saga told by auteur Robert Sylvester “R” Kelly, involving the working metaphor for society, namely his “closet”, and the interactions of those who inhabit this world.

Yeah. Trapped In The Closet.

titcmontage.jpg

We at Res spent many a night, and many a morning, devouring each essentially inconsequential detail of the first 12 chapters-everything from the “trapped in the closet” two-step shuffle, to the fact that, apparently, the crooked-ass police assumes a ghost from the dead lurks, of all places, behind his fridge.

Most of our adventures exploring Trapped In The Closet Chapters 1-12 have been chronicled in the dedicated livejournal community Chuck And Rufus: The Global Closet.

Tomorrow, the majority of we Res-folk, both immediate and extended fam, who’ve been knowin’ Rufus for a couple of years now-namely myself, Bette Noire, R Jamz and Lauren Alexis-will be taking apart an advance viewing of chapters 13-22.

Right. Here.

That’s right. We’ll pour one on the ground for our homies who won’t be there-Trixie, Hacks, Dr Shlomo Zelig-but we gotta keep it movin’. The chicken in a box in a wok is heating up, and Tina and Roxanne will not wait.

Tomorrow, Sunday, August 19th. 5 P.M. EST. The Res Trapped In The Closet Liveblogstravaganza. Be there or I’ma shoot somebody. Real talk.

Oh yeah, some real real talk to hold you over:

R Kelly: Real Talk








Archive for the 'Trapped In The Closet' Category

Oh. Shit.

So it’s nearing the Resonator Mag version of 7 o clock in the morning. We’re situated at R Jamz abode, getting ready to get the “hey we’re not vh-1 yet we still assume you’re going to care what our over-educated and under-payed assess have to say about the next 8 billion chapters in Trapped In The Closet.” Real talk.

While the rest of the kids are braidin’ their hair, sippin’ on coke n rum or whatever they’re doing, we’ll let you run and get some chicken (or Schicken) (in a box, natch) for your wok. If you need a catch-upon what’s been going on, you can check the lj community Chuck and Rufus-but, mostly, just get yerself some pears.

When shit starts getting commentative, we’ll go under a cut.

4:54 P.M.: “You gon’ burn WHAT? Bitch I WISH YOU WOULD BURN MY MOTHAFUCKIN CLOTHES”. Oh god, real talk FOR REAL. Has it occured to anyone that Kel could be on the other end of the “Tyrone” line?

R Jamz: ya better caaaaall r kel.

Word up. The DVDs are in the box in the wok:

and I’m pouring a bunch of shit on the floor for our missing homies. Hacks, Trixie, Shlomo Zelig-PROPS. N stuff.

5:05 Lauren Alexis and her homies are late. Party foul. Perhaps she’s bringing the shicken.

5:06 we got yo back like chiroprac. lemme hear ya.

5:08: apparently what’s amusing is R Jamz’s signed copy of Jewtopia.

5:10: LAUREN ALEXIS IS HERE. all right. goin under a cut. i mean, after we figure out what the hell we’re eatin.

Continue reading ‘Oh. Shit.’





On the DL like R Kel

All right. We at Res feel there’s absolutely nothing to apologize for in regards to the ONE item missing from the sidebar “things we agree on”. Yeah, we all love The Knife, The Arcade Fire, Kylie.

We are all also equally enamored with the saga told by auteur Robert Sylvester “R” Kelly, involving the working metaphor for society, namely his “closet”, and the interactions of those who inhabit this world.

Yeah. Trapped In The Closet.

titcmontage.jpg

We at Res spent many a night, and many a morning, devouring each essentially inconsequential detail of the first 12 chapters-everything from the “trapped in the closet” two-step shuffle, to the fact that, apparently, the crooked-ass police assumes a ghost from the dead lurks, of all places, behind his fridge.

Most of our adventures exploring Trapped In The Closet Chapters 1-12 have been chronicled in the dedicated livejournal community Chuck And Rufus: The Global Closet.

Tomorrow, the majority of we Res-folk, both immediate and extended fam, who’ve been knowin’ Rufus for a couple of years now-namely myself, Bette Noire, R Jamz and Lauren Alexis-will be taking apart an advance viewing of chapters 13-22.

Right. Here.

That’s right. We’ll pour one on the ground for our homies who won’t be there-Trixie, Hacks, Dr Shlomo Zelig-but we gotta keep it movin’. The chicken in a box in a wok is heating up, and Tina and Roxanne will not wait.

Tomorrow, Sunday, August 19th. 5 P.M. EST. The Res Trapped In The Closet Liveblogstravaganza. Be there or I’ma shoot somebody. Real talk.

Oh yeah, some real real talk to hold you over:

R Kelly: Real Talk