Remember this charming man?

Just when you’d assumed that he and his group, Frozen Test Icicles (or whatever it was they were called) had truly disbanded, been pummeled in the nose, or whatever it is you do when your bro steals your Maybelline, 30 Seconds to Mars returns to the radar of all of those within 150 pounds of their goal weight:

30 Seconds To Mars: Stronger (Kanye West cover)

(<— STREAMING IS RECOMMENDED! you have NO NEED to clutter your iTunes with this steaming load of manboi lowrise pleather crap)

Where, oh where, to begin? The fact that Leto and his Coalition Of The Pretty-Yet-Ain’t-Fags-Or-Nothin’-For-Real-Brah not only straight-face their way through this, they break the “sound like blackened tilapia gossamer” record on their guitars in support of this douchetruckian effort that actually, as a straight cover propelled by sheer force of lacking invention and source considered, borders on blackface. Jared, you DON’T get to say shit like “you can be my black Kate Moss tonight”, sorry. Have you been hanging out with June D again, calling each other “bitches” and snorting crank off arbitrary asscracks, assuming, because you can name two Outkast songs (hint: one’s NOT “Hey Ya”, but one is!), blue cameltoe tights and minstrelsy are all ok?

Also, Kanye’s not your “bra”.

Jill dehumidifier: it’s a band i don’t care about covering a song i don’t care about
Jill dehumidifier: SUCH APATHY HAVE I
shaun bateman : it’s SO BAD
shaun bateman : it’s like
shaun bateman : take everything you hate about music, jill
shaun bateman : and put it into ONE SONG
shaun bateman : the END of this
shaun bateman :is so guylineremo
Jill dehumidifier: this is the dullest thing i have ever heard
Jill dehumidifier:it’s like if you were a cutter
Jill dehumidifier:but with a butter knife

shaun bateman :lol, yyes

shaun bateman :it’s as though

shaun bateman :all the boring echo filters in the world

shaun bateman : converged into one protools setting

Jill dehumidifier: it’s the “guyliner” knob

shaun bateman :phallic pun intended?

Jill dehumidifier:no, and also, yes.

Jill dehumidifier: that was totally freudian

Jill dehumidifier:OH MY GOD IS THIS SONG OVER YET

Not til you get to that epic-as-shit (or is it shitty epic…yeah, shitty epic) ending, where Leto goes for it. “It” isn’t defined yet, but it isn’t good.

Remember this charming man?

Just when you’d assumed that he and his group, Frozen Test Icicles (or whatever it was they were called) had truly disbanded, been pummeled in the nose, or whatever it is you do when your bro steals your Maybelline, 30 Seconds to Mars returns to the radar of all of those within 150 pounds of their goal weight:

30 Seconds To Mars: Stronger (Kanye West cover)

(<— STREAMING IS RECOMMENDED! you have NO NEED to clutter your iTunes with this steaming load of manboi lowrise pleather crap)

Where, oh where, to begin? The fact that Leto and his Coalition Of The Pretty-Yet-Ain’t-Fags-Or-Nothin’-For-Real-Brah not only straight-face their way through this, they break the “sound like blackened tilapia gossamer” record on their guitars in support of this douchetruckian effort that actually, as a straight cover propelled by sheer force of lacking invention and source considered, borders on blackface. Jared, you DON’T get to say shit like “you can be my black Kate Moss tonight”, sorry. Have you been hanging out with June D again, calling each other “bitches” and snorting crank off arbitrary asscracks, assuming, because you can name two Outkast songs (hint: one’s NOT “Hey Ya”, but one is!), blue cameltoe tights and minstrelsy are all ok?

Also, Kanye’s not your “bra”.

Jill dehumidifier: it’s a band i don’t care about covering a song i don’t care about
Jill dehumidifier: SUCH APATHY HAVE I
shaun bateman : it’s SO BAD
shaun bateman : it’s like
shaun bateman : take everything you hate about music, jill
shaun bateman : and put it into ONE SONG
shaun bateman : the END of this
shaun bateman :is so guylineremo
Jill dehumidifier: this is the dullest thing i have ever heard
Jill dehumidifier:it’s like if you were a cutter
Jill dehumidifier:but with a butter knife

shaun bateman :lol, yyes

shaun bateman :it’s as though

shaun bateman :all the boring echo filters in the world

shaun bateman : converged into one protools setting

Jill dehumidifier: it’s the “guyliner” knob

shaun bateman :phallic pun intended?

Jill dehumidifier:no, and also, yes.

Jill dehumidifier: that was totally freudian

Jill dehumidifier:OH MY GOD IS THIS SONG OVER YET

Not til you get to that epic-as-shit (or is it shitty epic…yeah, shitty epic) ending, where Leto goes for it. “It” isn’t defined yet, but it isn’t good.