It is, with great nausea, that I present to you today’s next rap supernotstar:
Watch the whole thing. No, really, WATCH. THE. WHOLE. THING.
For our friends outside the U.S., two things:
1) No, the Knife isn’t in this video
2) Yes, that’s Karl “Darth” Rove, Bush’s Deputy Chief of Staff, doing…something.
I insist again-you have to watch the *whole* damned video…but not, I repeat, NOT on an empty stomach. Karl Rove does NOT get to work at the Hip Hop Repair Shop (”he’s Kurtis Blow and he’d like you to know that these…are…your brakes!”), I assure you.
God, that’s a bad taste in your mouth, huh? Need something else to cleanse the palette? How about the lastest little bit of genius from Polow Da Don? Falling somewhere between the futurefuck of Timbaland and the southern mini-malicious sound of Lil’ Jon, we have Polow’ latest project, Rich Boy-and “Throw Some D’s”.
Rich Boy: Throw Some Ds (produced by Polow Da Don)
And, because imitation is the….something:
I went over to my friend’s house over the weekend, and his little brother was sitting on the couch looking like someone stole his puppy. I asked what his problem was, and he said that he got put on punishment. I was like “Why?” he said he got straight “F’s” on his report card, I was like “Word? Straight Fs?” He was like “Yeah, when I saw that report card, I knew I was getting my ass whooped, so I went to the teacher, tossed the report card on her desk and was like, ‘You better throw some D’s on that bitch.”
Oh, c’mon, god only knows what you’d do without us.
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