Here at Res, we get a lot of mail. Most of it is spam or rejection letters from publicists who’d rather see us hang than send us a fucking Richie Hawtin CD. That’s cool, though, like Pac said I ain’t mad atcha. This morning, though, something came for our resident Deejay extraordinaire, aka that guy that always posts stuff with (Remix) after it, aka Hacks. In the interest of full disclosure, I didn’t write it. Fuller/more full disclosure: I am suspecting it was actually Alice Glass.
From: Irisha B [mailto:gifejuj@liveinteractive.net]
Sent: Friday, September 12, 2008 10:43 AM
To: hacks
Subject: Re[1]: Steal My Heart Away!!!Hello, my friend!
I am here to tell you truth, although I don’t know who you are. I have everything for happiness in my life: family, a good work, friends. But I am not happy, because I am very lonely. I miss the one thing, which will makes me happy- love. What is it? Why people look for it for many years? Somebody finds it very fast, somebody can’t find it, but doesn’t give up and look for it again and again. I am a woman who doesn’t give up and I look for my love for many years.My letter is a little ship which is swimming to you in this Big sea of Life. I hope that it will reach you and you won’t leave me without reply
If you want to be beloved and happy, I will give everything to you, because I miss love badly too.Looking forward to get a note from you
Irisha B
Sweet… I’m totally gonna get laid!
thanxxx for all!!!
bises from france
Here’s to love! That was a very sweet email.