You can be my…wait, what the hell did he just say?

Remember this charming man?

Just when you’d assumed that he and his group, Frozen Test Icicles (or whatever it was they were called) had truly disbanded, been pummeled in the nose, or whatever it is you do when your bro steals your Maybelline, 30 Seconds to Mars returns to the radar of all of those within 150 pounds of their goal weight:

30 Seconds To Mars: Stronger (Kanye West cover)

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(<— STREAMING IS RECOMMENDED! you have NO NEED to clutter your iTunes with this steaming load of manboi lowrise pleather crap)

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Where, oh where, to begin? The fact that Leto and his Coalition Of The Pretty-Yet-Ain’t-Fags-Or-Nothin’-For-Real-Brah not only straight-face their way through this, they break the “sound like blackened tilapia gossamer” record on their guitars in support of this douchetruckian effort that actually, as a straight cover propelled by sheer force of lacking invention and source considered, borders on blackface. Jared, you DON’T get to say shit like “you can be my black Kate Moss tonight”, sorry. Have you been hanging out with June D again, calling each other “bitches” and snorting crank off arbitrary asscracks, assuming, because you can name two Outkast songs (hint: one’s NOT “Hey Ya”, but one is!), blue cameltoe tights and minstrelsy are all ok?

Also, Kanye’s not your “bra”.

Jill dehumidifier: it’s a band i don’t care about covering a song i don’t care about
Jill dehumidifier
: SUCH APATHY HAVE I
shaun bateman : it’s SO BAD
shaun bateman :
it’s like
shaun bateman :
take everything you hate about music, jill
shaun bateman :
and put it into ONE SONG
shaun bateman :
the END of this
shaun bateman :is so guylineremo
Jill dehumidifier
: this is the dullest thing i have ever heard
Jill dehumidifier
:it’s like if you were a cutter
Jill dehumidifier
:but with a butter knife

shaun bateman :lol, yyes

shaun bateman :it’s as though

shaun bateman :all the boring echo filters in the world

shaun bateman : converged into one protools setting

Jill dehumidifier: it’s the “guyliner” knob

shaun bateman :phallic pun intended?

Jill dehumidifier:no, and also, yes.

Jill dehumidifier: that was totally freudian

Jill dehumidifier:OH MY GOD IS THIS SONG OVER YET

 

Not til you get to that epic-as-shit (or is it shitty epic…yeah, shitty epic) ending, where Leto goes for it. “It” isn’t defined yet, but it isn’t good.





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6 Responses to “You can be my…wait, what the hell did he just say?”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Really?

    I’m sorry but respectfully, I like it. (No, I’m not a teenager) I’m not a 30stm fan either. I just love music & that blew me away! It had shades of Pink Floyd (calm down) & the fact that they did that LIVE is amazing! Who cares who the lead singer is, what he looks like or what he did in the 90’s? I hope we’ve all changed since the 90’s! Hate it or love it, I applaud the effort & anyone who pursues a dream… Peace :)

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 tyler kid

    Honestly, it is very boring.
    And on top of that it’s like
    30 seconds to mars
    on top of Kanye
    on top of Daft Punk.
    What’s next? Is Kelly Clarkson gonna team up with Sean Kingston and make it into a pop ballad?

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Diana

    well honsetly i love it.
    if you don’t like it so much then why are you going around looking for it to post on your blog and making these crappy little pictures like it is going to offend someone?

    this is childish

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Amanda

    I think it’s an amazing cover.
    They’ve proven that songs can be great with more emotion and less techno rap crap.
    You’re intitled to your opinion, but there was no need for the name calling.
    Immature much?

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 His Whoreness

    I’m sorry but my heart tells me that this song is a crime against music - I’ve listened to it and find myself in dire need of a tall gin and a scalding hot shower

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 echelon elite.

    um its a great song.
    by who ever its done.
    people who hate people only hate people to make people feel better.
    rather depressing.
    when this site is long and gone and 30 seconds to mars is still alive and kicking id like to see ur reactions.
    id also like to see how and where you live for my own enjoyment.
    oh and by the way
    you only ask and asume because
    its none of your FUCKING buisness.

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